A term used to describe ultimate hardness.
That turkey that you left in the freezer is as hard as a wedding dick!
by 0014, twice as good January 8, 2010
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A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.
Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!
by WesNile November 5, 2007
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Describes anything that is supremely hard.
Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.
by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011
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